This classification is awarded to products whose mere existence is an affront to human decency, products whose origins stupefy the devil himself and which make Walgreens, as a whole, weep with anxiety. It’s also awarded to products that provide an irresistible utility to the depraved and misguided. If you have seen any of these products on television, it’s safe to assume that your box is a window into the seediest boudoir of the underworld.
