The act of inquiry is an outdated practice traceable to the Vikings, who typically softened their prey via protracted and aimless questioning. Whether your inquiry concerns the location of a vomit-bag or the proper protocol for executing the missionary position, you may rest assured that it is both meritless and embarrassing. It is far better, and more preferable on a romantic scale, simply to submit to your circumstances and refrain from questioning affairs whose true nature will be revealed freely to you in the afterlife.
