It is becoming increasingly obvious that most people in the world find no fault in consuming too much food to-go from a fast food chain followed by throwing all the resulting trash in the woods. These mephitic actions seem to represent a larger pattern of behavior indicating most of the planet is confused. People are confused about everything from when and when not to own dogs to how to act when they are trapped in a small hole. We at ILY bask in this bedlam, it energizes us like the golden rays of Mt. Doom, and we work long lonely hours to provide helpful tips at handling the rise of a regressing, confused, collapsing, vestigial population.