(5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5)Why did you choose the bear (곰) to represent I’m Leaving You?
Obviously we’ve chosen the bear for its preternatural ability to eviscerate anything it chooses while simultaneously being one of the laziest things in the world. This rigid dichotomy, either sleeping or destroying, causes one to assume that, were the bear a human male, he would grunt like an insolent caveman when the person of his dreams shared reciprocal feelings.
Why can’t I understand this?
Understand that we have atypical alcohol habits, strange, unforgivable pasts, and unmovable, unfounded opinions about most of Earth’s people. The following are simply illustrations of these sad facts, and further proof that we weave our dreams out of polyester.
What do you do when you’re not working on ILY?
At any point, you can find us either together or apart performing one of the following:
• Doing 20 pullups and taking drags from a bottle of cheap shiraz after every set of five.
• Laughing uncontrollably at the neighbors’ dog that looks like the spawn of Forest Whitaker and an ottoman.
• Urinating down our legs whilst “chatting up” strangers.
• Paying our Visa bills with a Mastercard.
• Defiling toilets at lauded universities.
• Composing meals consisting of a variety of delicious, fresh ingredients, and then smothering those ingredients in 3/4 pound of cheese.
• Going to sleep with a giant slippery caterpillar.
How do you find time for all of this?
We regularly trade our sex drives for 30 minute lunch breaks.
What are your most frequent ailments?
High sleaze, freezing to death, becoming powerful, heated tripe, vagueness, being unsubstantial, waking up nude in the rain, treble sensitivity, coffee-nausea, captivating filthiness, sonic booming everything, traffic stops, getting down so hard our hair catches fire.
