Not unlike the first unbearable moments in your racist Uncle’s holiday tirade. I’m Leaving You’s top intern technicians are on the disk failure case, humping the keyboard with 42 different and completely unpredictable applications running. Please stand by while Episode 7 figures it’s shit out (waits for you to admit to your significant other what …Read more
JANUARY A couple weeks in you have a dentist appointment and realize you don’t fit in at your dentist. They’re too nice. The lady, who looks exactly like someone’s wife, apologizes every time she thinks it hurts. You know how to reciprocate that kind of thing ok. You say, “It’s OK, it’s ok, it’s fine,” …Read more
Above you’ll find I’m Leaving You’s performance during the second half of our evening at the DC area literary event, As Was Written. The organizer of the event approached us a few minutes before the second act and said, “Good luck out there”, which was followed by a wink. We took the wink to …Read more
I’m Leaving You does not frequently dabble in the land of live performance. However, we were recently invited to perform a two part piece for the DC area literary event, As Was Written. The event, having seen so much talent on its stage over the last few years, gave us a healthy level of …Read more
You’re here because you’ve been tricked by a person who believes your soul is a wasteland. Alternately, you may have been swindled by a street wizard or led astray by a licentious automaton. Either way, it’s far too late, friend.